Weekend at Donnie's

Keep your wrinkled paws off me!

Dash Dobrofsky | The Gen Z Perspective

BIG NEWS:

• Trump gets handsy at his seedy hotel…multiple times.

• Marjorie Greene reportedly doing the dirty with Kevin McCarthy.

• Jeb Bush seeks revenge against the man who called him low energy.

• Beta Male Musk has a white-midnight meltdown.

• Tulsi Gabbard goes off the deep end with bonkers Fox appearance.

• And as always, there’s good news at the end of today’s scoop.

Buckle up!

Donald gets frisky at MAL

The good Christian man placed his wrinkly elbow on the breast of a woman not-named Melania.