Trump's Spiritual Advisor Indicted For Child Molestation In Not-So-Shocking Evangelical Scandal

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A MAGA pastor and longtime spiritual advisor to Donald Trump was just indicted in Oklahoma for crimes that, well, let’s just say are the kind you’d expect from right-wing religious figures.

So Robert Morris — who served on Trump's 2016 ‘Evangelical Executive Advisory Board’ and founded the Dallas megachurch Gateway Church, which hosted Trump for a 2020 campaign event — is now facing five counts of lewd and indecent acts with a 12-year-old whom he allegedly abused while traveling as a preacher in the 1980s.

That’s who Donald Trump chose to be his spiritual and religious guide.

Not to mention

Selecting Morris for this board meant Trump also wanted the rest of the country to receive spiritual and religious guidance from him — a man who, if found guilty, will likely spend the rest of his life behind bars.

There you have it

Yet another pedo in Donald’s inner circle. They say you’re the average of the five people you keep closest — so what does that say about Trump?

I’ll leave it at that. Happy Thursday, guys!