Trump Slaps Tariff On Penguins As U.S. Stock Market Crashes

Donald declares economic war on a remote, uninhabited island near Antarctica — while everyday Americans pay the price

Donald Trump just placed a tariff on a remote island north of Antarctica that has no human beings living on it — along with his other tariffs that have decimated the stock market and taken us “perilously close” to “slipping into a recession,” according to JPMorgan.

The penguin tariffs

On his giant list of ‘reciprocal’ tariffs, Trump announced a 10% tariff…