Trump Skips Jack Smith's Discovery Phase, Nearly Escapes On OceanGate's Titanic Submersible

DOJ straps the Queso Corleone to a chair, jams headphones in his spray-tanned ears, and plays him a recording of his own Espionage confession

June 23, 2023

When Jack Smith and his team of prosecutors showed up with the next batch of incriminating tapes to present to the twice-indicted defendant, he had already fled with his criminal offspring on a 5-person submersible to the bottom of the ocean.

But before the MAGA sub could depart, DOJ dragged Donnie bin Laden back to the table, forced headphones into his ears, and played the defendant more audio evidence of his own crimes