Trump Malfunctions After Fox Predicts Indictment 'Next Week'

New York law enforcement prepares for Donald Trump to be indicted in Manhattan, sending the orange man completely off his rocker

Dash Dobrofsky | March 18, 2023

As Americans were driving home from work to celebrate the upcoming weekend, Donald ‘mushroom man’ Trump was seething with rage at his damp hotel, doing what he does every mid-to-late afternoon: watching television.

Naturally, Donald decided to flip the channel to Fox News, hoping they wouldn’t be giving more airtime to his arch nemesis, Meatball Ron.

Only this time…Rupert’s anchors were discussing something much more serious. In fact, what was being said on Donald’s tv was so upsetting that it appears to have sent the former leader of the free world into a full-blown psychosis.