Trump BOMBS First Day In Trial With SCOWL On Face

He's off to a rough start

As soon as Trump’s trial begin, the criminally indicted adulterer ex-President was forced to sit through a lashing from Judge Merchan — all while having a mean scowl on his spray-tanned face.

Merchan rejects both of Trump’s motions

The Judge started the day by reading off a list of Donnie bin Laden’s “offensive” latest attacks against him and his daughter…