Tesla Stock Nosedives, Elon Musk Receives Worst News Yet

We have entered the golden age of billionaire corruption, but even that might not be enough to save Tesla

Trump’s Secretary of Commerce went on Fox News last night to desperately plead with their audience to purchase Tesla stock to save it from its months-long nosedive.

Here’s what Secretary Howard Lutnick said during his corrupt stunt last night on Jesse Watters Primetime: “I think if you want to learn something on this show tonight — buy Tesla. It's unbelievable that this guy's stock is this cheap! It'll never be this cheap again! When people understand the things he's building, the robots he's building, the technology he's building, people are going to be dreaming of today and thinking, gosh, I should have bought Elon Musk's stock. I mean, who wouldn't invest in Elon Musk?! You got to be kidding!”

Oh, no big deal.

Just the head of the U.S. Commerce Department doing his best Jordan Belfort impression and pumping the crashing stock of a man who also happens to work for the government.

But even that may not be enough to save Tesla’s fate, as Elon Musk just received his worst news yet: