The last time Donnie bin Laden hosted the Saudis for a golf tournament, his ex-wife ended up 'falling down' a flight of stairs and being buried at Bedminster.
If I were Melania, I’d stay far away from Trump Doral this October. I wouldn’t want to end up underneath the 16th fairway alongside a box of classified documents — just like the arrested adulterer’s previous spouse, Ivana.