Day 31 of the Kangaroo Congress begins, and even Satan wouldn't take it this far

The devil walks into a bar, and the bartender asks... "what'll it be, Congressman?"

Dash Dobrofsky | The Gen Z Perspective

BIG NEWS: Marjorie Greene screams about child porn and receives Kremlin kudos. Republicans threaten innocent Silicon Valley workers with prison time. Newt Gingrich goes off his meds. Donald Trump gets called a P*ssy A*s B*tch by John Legend’s wife. And Don Jr’s “girlfriend” comes too close to the camera.

Let’s get right into it!