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Biden Raises $26 MILLION in 24 HOURS As Trump Watches In AGONY From Mar-A-Lago

The race is slipping away from the McNugget Manson

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The record has officially been set. At last night’s fundraiser in NYC, Uncle Joe pulled in a whopping $26,000,000 — the largest 24-hour campaign haul in American history!

Biden breaks the bank…in one night

Last night’s Clinton/Obama/celebrity fundraiser in NYC was a yuge success: $26 million in a single night!

Just to put that number into perspective, the Bankrupt Beluga only received $20 million for the entire month of February — all of which will go into paying off his attorneys/rape victims/fraud victims.

Joe Biden now has more than double of what Donnie bin Laden has — but is solely using that cash to win this election.

The spray-tanned mushroom man is solely using his cash to stay out of prison.

If I were a betting man, I’d put my entire life savings on Uncle Joe crushing the casino collapser in 2024.

But wait…there’s more!

Watch out, Taylor Swift. There’s a new popstar on the block.

Meet: Lara Trump (Co-Chair of the Republican National Committee)

That’s right. Instead of raising money for GOP candidates across the country OR for her broke racist father-in-law, the MAGA-nepo-baby is putting all of her attention/resources into launching her new single: “Anything is possible.”

I guess the new RNC chair is more interested in launching her solo singing career than she is in trying to raise money for a dying, unpopular, and toxic political party (And really, who can blame her?)

Translation: Kiss Trump’s chances goodbye in November. And kiss the GOP”s house majority goodbye as well.

Meanwhile, at Mar-a-Lago

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